Itte has come to attentions myne that the generale conduct of ye forumes must be policed and regulated; thuse I have writtene theese regulations.
- Ye must spam not. (You may not post spam. Spam includes, but is not limited to, one-line/word posts which contribute nothing and mindless repeated posts)
- Ye must conduct yourselfes with language which isse appropriate to officeres and citizenes of the Imperium. (You may not swear, nor may you use abbreviations or symbols - E.G. #@)($*- in place of profanity.)
- Itte isse forbiddene to arrange meetyings on thee physical plane usinge our forumes. (We're not a dating service, nor should you attempt to set up meetings in real life using our forums. This introduces a legal liability we are not prepared to accept.)
- Ye must conducte yourselfes in fashion of a gentlemane or ladye; do not insult otheres. (You cannot insult other people on our boards. Period.)
- Thise forumes are for the enjoyement and light banter of ye publick; Religious and Political discussions shouldst be taken elsewhere. (No religious or political discussions, thank you.)
- Those who breake these lawes shalt be punished by myselfe and thee other ministeres to the fulle extente of the law. (Break the rules and you will be banned.)